"Properties, Pets and People: Real Estate Shtuff"
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Chapter 1: It's Not A Pet, It's An Alligator
Chapter 8: What's
The Street Value
of a Stole
Electric Meter?
He Calls Me "Snort"
""Seven Stories of Real Estate: the funny things that happen"" is the first in a series of books written to create a laugh while reading about what really happens in the real estate investing business.
Pet alligators, bitten by dogs in properties with ""no pet"" policies, prostitutes using a rehab property as a ""house of business' and stolen electric meters just a few of the subjects addressed.
This book is written with a satirical/humorous approach while relaying stories that even Hollywood writers couldn't imagine. The end goal is to have folks laugh and or chuckle when reading the true stories I've experienced. In this business, you'd had better have a sense of humor, learn to laugh at yourself and don't take things so seriously because SHTUFF is going to happen!
We'll Buy Your
House/Multi Unit Bldg
"As Is"
484-642-1433
Maybe
Though our base is in the Montgomery County, PA region, we have holdings/interests in FL, NM, VA and NJ.
We are very particular and pass on a lot of offers that are presented to us.
But if you'd like us to consider buying your property, some criteria we consider:
If you have a building/house in a bit of disrepair and needing some TLC, those are attractive to us.
The property must have upside equity upon purchase.
Owner financing is attractive.
If you'd like us to consider your property, let us know in the contact section.
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"Properties, Pets and People: Real Estate Shtuff"
As Private Real Estate Investors:
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Based in Montgomery County, PA.
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We primarily buy single family houses, rehab and then hold them in our portfolio for rental income
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Buy multi unit buildings for the same purpose
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Our portfolio also consists of performing notes (some of which were non performing and have been converted into performing)
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Occasionally, we also do private lending for specific projects and associates.
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We will sell one of the properties in our portfolio on occasion
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When the property analysis permits, we will also "flip" a property, but our focus is to "buy and hold"
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Our experience spans across 42 years. Started in new construction then on to home remodeling/renovations. Twenty two years ago attention was diverted to private investing where our focus remains today.
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Experienced in owner financed structured sales and "subject to" purchases.
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Well versed in solving difficult housing sales situations.
He calls me "Snort"
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