Chapter 1: It's Not A Pet, It's An Alligator

Chapter 11: What's
The Street Value
of a Stole
Electric Meter?

He Calls Me "Snort"

You can’t make this shtuff up.
After 43 years in real estate, Robert Stillman has seen it all—from tenants leaving alligators in apartments to the strangest excuses you can imagine. In this hilarious follow-up to Seven Stories of Real Estate, Stillman shares even more outrageous and true tales from the frontlines of property management.
Packed with laugh-out-loud anecdotes, witty observations, and a dash of hard-earned wisdom, Reconstructed Stories of Real Estate is the book every investor, landlord, or curious reader needs on their shelf. Whether you’re in the business or just love a good story, this book will keep you entertained from the first page to the last.
Perfect for fans of humorous memoirs, business satire, and anyone who’s ever wondered: what’s the street value of a stolen electric meter?

We'll Buy Your
House/Multi Unit Bldg
"As Is"
484-642-1433

Maybe

Though our base is in the Montgomery County, PA region, we have holdings/interests in FL, NM, VA and NJ.

We are very particular and pass on a lot of offers that are presented to us.

But if you'd like us to consider buying your property, some criteria we consider:

If you have a building/house in a bit of disrepair and needing some TLC, those are attractive to us.

The property must have upside equity upon purchase.

Owner financing is attractive.

If you'd like us to consider your property, let us know in the contact section.

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About Us:

As Private Real Estate Investors:

Based in Montgomery County, PA.
We primarily buy single family houses, rehab and then hold them in our portfolio for rental income
Buy multi unit buildings for the same purpose
Our portfolio also consists of performing notes (some of which were non performing and have been converted into performing)
Occasionally, we also do private lending for specific projects and associates.
We will sell one of the properties in our portfolio on occasion
When the property analysis permits, we will also "flip" a property, but our focus is to "buy and hold"
Our experience spans across 42 years. Started in new construction then on to home remodeling/renovations. Twenty two years ago attention was diverted to private investing where our focus remains today.
Experienced in owner financed structured sales and "subject to" purchases.
Well versed in solving difficult housing sales situations.